2. Hmmm. Valentine’s Day… the thought hadn’t crossed my mind considering it’s a Sunday. You’re the one who is weird for celebrating Valentine’s Day on a SUNDAY. I’m the sane one.
3. Oh you mean Sunday? I’ll probably be recovering from my crazy, amazing, single-driven Saturday night out on the town. Being single is a party, and I’m so sorry you can’t celebrate with me
4. I’ll be at (insert name of your local bar) enjoying Sunday Funday. I am a normal and fun college student and you a ridiculous person. Sunday is for casual drinks, not casual dates.
5. Valentine’s Day is a Hallmark Holiday driven by consumerism and people’s constant need for attention and validation. This one has nothing to do with Sunday, but it’s pretentious enough to bring any conversation to a grinding halt. That’s what you get for asking stupid questions.
In conclusion, my SCF, Sunday is our savior, and I have no idea what positive spin we can put on Valentine’s Day in 2017.