Oh hey, friends. Maybe you haven’t noticed, but the birth of America as an independent country is slowly approaching. And we have just one question for you…
Hell yes you! Because this is America, and we’re going to celebrate the 4th of July like we don’t have work tomorrow! Because we actually do have work the day after the 4th… ANYWAY. We are just as excited as you to act all American and do ~crazy~ stuff all in the name of our country. Just in case you forgot how to celebrate, we can break it down for you.
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But wait, don’t do this. This is dumb. Don’t be dumb.
And that’s the best 4th of July! You are guaranteed to have fun if you follow our rules. And if you don’t... I don’t know, that’s your fault. ANYWHO, have a Happy 4th, Everyone! Cheers to eating and drinking too much, because is there anything more American than that?